Friday, August 26, 2005

Ball State Students Will No Longer Be Able To Take a (Keg) Stand

In a shocking development which has an entire college campus reeling, Muncie Indiana Liquor retailers have decided to drop the sale of kegs, due to the low profit margin.

NOT because young people have died in Muncie as an indirect result of overconsumption of alcohol in just the past few years. NOT because Ball State is consistently rated at the top of every list of Party Schools put out by every organization that generates this type of list. And of course not because they want to be better stewards, and help young men and women make good choices in their lives.

Oh well, I have been known to do the right thing for the wrong reason myself.


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