I missed this story.
How quaint. It makes you want to rush right out and sign up to have her "do" your committment ceremony, right after finishing those ice skating lessons from Screwtape that is.
Seriously, I'm sure Ms Spelling-Torrance will make a very convincing preacher. After all, she convinced some network to give her a reality show when she has no discernable talent for acting.
This may be one of the reasons I am still a Catholic. Hey IC, just in case you need help with those last few, We don't get our priests from the internet is a pretty good reason.