It's talk like a pirate day, only there is one distinct problem. I can't stand rum in any form. I dislike even the smell of rum. (it is a long story that involves a very bad experience one night with too many rum drinks back in college, never again!)
So, I'll be the vodka drinkin' pirate mistress of the high uhm, ehr lake I suppose (no seas around here we are so land locked they had to flood a town near here to build a lake just to assure that we would have water reserves.)
Somehow Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of Vodka just doesn't have the same ring to it though.
Blow me down.