In an effort to "warn" everyone about the disturbing web content that is out there I bring you this-- I am not sure what to call it.
I found it disturbingly funny. Which either shows that I have some serious mental issues or a very miss-spent youth. I think I will leave that to my loving and compassionate God to untangle.
h/t to a newly reconnected childhood friend Mark at Oldman's Boobishi for the link.