Okay being the world's pre-eminent Chocolatarian I was very happy to read this article .
How could any group besmirch the role of chocolate in relationship of love by pairing it with condoms. I was so happy to see the other campus group to have chosen to win back chocolate's proper primacy of place by offering an abundance of chocolate for not choosing the condom.
All I have to say to those college kids is, Way to think. Chocolatarians of the world salute you.