This is TOO FUNNY! I especially liked the Sacrament of Holy Odours and we tolerate you. Unfortunately, since I have been in initiation ministry I have heard some horror stories about some RCIA programs that were about this - uhm - experiential.
Thanks to my newest blog find Gashwin for pointing me in the right direction.
I agree this sounds a lot like something Jeff at the Curt Jester might have come up with.
Enjoy, but if you want an RCIA and a Parish with the real truth and real meat. Come to my place.