Avast me hearty Get your eyepatch ready . . .

Today, Septembree 19th be International Talk Like a Pirate Day.

Join th' fun,

Get yer own Pirate Name

(mine be

Scribe Jane

Answer the phone with a hearty arrrr instead of hello.

Order yer fish an' chips in a shipmate accent.

Be darin' an' wear an eye-patch, or a bandanna around yer hade.

Reckon 'tis all in fun.

Ya horn swogglin' bilge rat!

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Pax